Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
did you just send me my own nude
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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