TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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