My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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