i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I know her cup size but not her name....
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