Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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