So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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