I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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