and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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