Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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