And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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