it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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