john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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