No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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