That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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