fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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