Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We talked him into tasing himself.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Randomize