I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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