took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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