you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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