At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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