i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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