I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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