"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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