We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just googled if crying burns calories
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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