Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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