problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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