K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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