So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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