i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
