I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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