actually, I'm a sock model
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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