The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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