just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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