i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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