Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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