can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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