that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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