I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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