I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sorry about my life...
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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