no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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