: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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