i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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