Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she was so not down for the gang bang
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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