Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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