You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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