You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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