my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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