Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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