Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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