I heard we made out
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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