Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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