I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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