ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Randomize
