thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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